Brother: *gets food poisoning, with joint aches, nausea, diarrhea*
Brother: I know you girls have to deal with this more often but this sucks.
Me: …Why do you think women get this more often?
Brother: Don’t you all go through this like once a month or something?
Me: ……….Do you think us getting our periods is like getting food poisoning?
Brother: ………………………….
Me: …………..
Brother: That, or pregnancy.