I can’t believe they released this egghead into the wild.
But in all seriousness, a thousand thank-yous to everyone who helped me on this journey. The past 5 years have been incredible beyond words. Your love and unconditional support has been tremendous—I’ll never be able to fully repay it, and can only hope to pay it forward.
(Special shout-out to the dude who saw my 5’3″ frame, looked at me in the eye, and handed me an XL gown.)